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One misunderstanding can fuck everything up.

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  • *Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
  • *Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
  • *Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer

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Summer is coming,

epic-humor:

I currently look like this:

I just want to look like this:

But I’m always like:

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Me 5 minutes ago.
  • Me: What is this "ALT + reblog button" nonsense?
  • Me: Oh. My. God. This is amazing.
I hear my song coming on..

chaystar:

I sing like:

but I look like:

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